haha.. my ans for the riddles are done...
can go see... more jokes...
haha... although i think joke is against my gender... but its nice....
Reasons Why It’s Better To Be female
- We got off the Titanic first.
- We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
- We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
- We don’t have to get our strength up between sessions...and it’s much easier for us to get "some" in the first place.
- We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty oldperverts.
- Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous , guys look like complete idiots in ours.
- We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- We can cry and get off speeding fines.
- We live longer, so men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
- Taxis stop for us.

haha... ok... some are lame.. others are ok....


ok... lets help guys out abit... most of you have seen this before if i not wrong...

Theorem: Girls are evil
We know that Time=Money
Girls=Time X Money
Therefore Girls=money x money =Money^2
money is the root of all evil-- convert to symbols..
money=evil^½
and Girls=(evil^½)^2
which is...
girls=evil

another one... this one is in sch..

a girl & a boy are in CCD class & the girl falls asleep.after the girl falls asleep the teacher starts askin’ questions."Who created earth?"the teacher asked. the boy pokes the girl w/ a pencil & she screams" God Almighty!!!" and falls back to sleep.the teacher then asks"Who died on the cross for us?" the boy pokes the girl with his pencil and she screamed " Jeasus Christ!!!"the teacher askes "What did eve say to adam after their fourty-seventh child?"the boy pokes his pencil, once again,and she screames" If u stick that thing in me one more time i’m gonna’ break it X-O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

relatively interesting....

haha.. i think this is enough for now... later class blog become joke blog... :P


"i'm not lame, i'm handicapped"- field commissar wong
(fyi, i got promoted... but my tag name remains:P)